lesbiansatan
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“anyway there’s no such thing as a straight werewolf thank you and…”
i have no context for this statement, but i feel like it is a good companion statement to my thesis of “all vampires are gay”
context is not necessary, just stating a fact
But yes it is an excellent companion statement.
I feel like I’m just welcoming “have you finished Preacher yet” comments by choosing this but THIS ONE
#interiors#i would just like to say that i'm reblogging this purely on the basis that i read 'better homes and dragons' tatdesn't even aeke sense ddddddddddddd drafongs are fudnementally inompatible with homes everhone nknows that
what if it’s a dragon that hoards housewares? did you ever think about that?
Birthday
yes
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T KNOW
today is my birthday
all i’ve done today is go to work and add a new water bottle to my amazon cart since i broke my old one on friday. any suggestions for birthday fun are welcome.
lesbiansatan
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“Jesse Custer”
1) You need to finish season 1 because reasons 2) you need to watch season 2 because other reasons including there is a minor character who I need you to love with me
i know
i will
when i’m less lazy
I've probably asked before in the same or similar askbox meme but Duke from Haven (look at me remembering names and shows and shit)
MY BOY
also i’m super proud of you
1: sexuality headcanon: about a one or a two on the kinsey scale
2: otp: DUKE/AUDREY
3: brotp: Duke/Seth Byrne
4: notp: Honestly there are a lot of things I could list, but they all have redeeming qualities, and I don’t mind certain interpretations? But based on the fandom’s general view of things……basically most people.
5: first headcanon that pops into my head: Muh boi is Jewish on his mother’s side.
6: one way in which I relate to this character: i, too, also love audrey and respect her more than some people. also tbh i sometimes am concerned my bro will turn out not entirely dissimilar from wade crocker.
7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: he is an evil sponge. also the writers’ decision to throw in a female character to be his love interest the episode after he admits to nathan that he loves audrey, and then also push more for n/a. also also the fact that they never really gave him a long term friend that wasn’t ever a complete sack of shit to him and/or blamed him for their own/the entire town’s problems/not fixing those problems.
8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? i mean, he was very much a criminal and a smuggler and made some questionable choices, but like……….in a lot of ways…..he’s less problematic…………than other characters……on the show…….that everyone views as a cinnamon roll………
“You mean like Robocop?”
“…No. Not like Robocop.”
By day, he ruthlessly defends the disenfranchised from the rich and powerful in a court of law. By…other parts of the day, he takes care of babies before his batteries run out. He has a super computer for a brain, inside the body of a conventionally attractive white guy.
Ed Westwick is LAWBOT.
