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goat-yells-at-everything:

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ravenfirethief:

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kintatsujo:

froody:

techskylander:

froody:

froody:

Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they’d breed is such a cop out. Like, you’re cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. You’re a doctor.

the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird

Something to remember is that Victor didn’t just give the monster a working dick! He wanted his creation to be made of the best parts of men-it’s why the monster is made up of so many different pieces rather than one fresh corpse, why he’s so large, and why Victor is disappointed that he isn’t beautiful.

So, what does this mean? It means that Victor looked at the dicks of various corpses, testing not only to make sure they work, but also to find what he considered to be the best corpse dick. Does this mean the monster was extremely hung? Or did Victor simply pick the dick that seemed most attractive to him? Did he memorize the appearance of the dicks, or did he line them up to compare?

We’ll never know, because the original story never touches on the subject, and it’s one of the few flaws in Mary Shelley’s work.

I know I started this conversation but I’m so sorry I did

Considering we know who Mary Shelley was spending time around I guarantee this was a CONVERSATION that she actively and adamantly refused to actually include in the text

Well, there is ONE adaptation which includes this very discussion.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SClmiso_2Y 

I feel it’s my duty to make sure everyone sees this because the still images don’t do the comedic timing of that pause justice.

Gene Wilder was a comedic master.

A rare example of a movie with absolutely NO poor performances, and every single member of the cast firing on all cylinders.

Thats just how Mel rolls. All his movies are great.

2 months ago &. 175,823 notes Reblog

clownboy-bebop:

me: to really understand Frankenstein, we have to take into account that Mary Shelley was surrounded by creative men who really didn’t take her seriously, so in addition to sci-fi horror, it can also be read as an exploration of female creative frustration and-

The burglar that broke into my house: bodily autonomy?

me: exactly. Now,

5 months ago &. 71,376 notes Reblog
flowerytale:
“ Mary Shelley ― Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus
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flowerytale:

Mary Shelley ― Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus

9 months ago &. 18,825 notes Reblog

meganphntmgrl:

meganphntmgrl:

do you ever think about how weird it is that the moral of Frankenstein is kind of less just “graverobbing is weird and creepy” and more “take some fucking responsibility if you’re going to do so”

“if you’re going to create a large corpse son, you better be ready to love him”

2 years ago &. 158,471 notes Reblog

falling-inlove-with-books:

October Recommendation: Frankenstein by Mary Shelley. 

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macklesufficient:

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but did victor frankenstein actually have a phd

no one’s answered my question

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS AN UNDERGRAD

IMAGINE HEARING ABOUT THE DUDEBRO LIVING NEXT TO U IN THE DORMS “yah dave dropped out cuz he built a fucking person”

victor frankenstein was a little bITCH and he had no degree at all, he was at college for like, a year and then he was like “lol these bitches ain’t got nothing on me” and he just got an apartment and stopped going to school so he could build a person. i don’t think he even formally dropped out, he just kind of disappeared and nobody even questioned it because that’s what you expect when some cocky asshole comes to class like “i know more than everyone in this school and one day i’m going to prove it by ending dEATH ITSELF” 

fucking bullshit victor, come home and eat some goddamn soup you wussass teenager 

fucking trashass motherfucker 19 year old sin machine

go get ur liver pecked by birds u mess of a human being

i am never going to let the world forget that victor frankenstein spent 90% of the novel moping instead of doing literally anything else. actual quote from emo kid victor frankenstein “my only solace was silence - deep, dark, deathlike silence” like HOW EXTRA

You’d almost think Mary Shelly was taking inspiration from someone she knew….

Leave Lord Byron alone

Lord Byron deserves what he gets and he knows it

4 years ago &. 284,376 notes Reblog

witchgansey:

like in all fairness, fuck victor frankenstein ,, but tbh if i’d spent a shit ton of time on something and it didn’t turn out exactly how i wanted, i too would go to bed and let the situation go completely out of control, resulting in a body count and vengeance arc, honestly

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ludosayshi:
“  bpc - april - day nineteen: young author
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ludosayshi:

bpc - april - day nineteen: young author

4 years ago &. 1,128 notes Reblog
“ When I looked around, I saw and heard of none like me. Was I then a monster? ”
— Mary Shelley, from Frankenstein (via morgoths)

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